Attorney Joke of the Week

I was sitting in a busy court one day waiting for my client’s case to be called when an old man was called to approach.  The Bailiff read the charge. ” Case No. 00-TCR-0000, theft from the Kroger meat counter.”  The victim advocate and the Prosecutor stand and give their appearance for the court, then the court says to the old man, “Are you the defendant?”  The old man replies, “No sir, I’m the man who stole the meat.”  That is why you should always hire an attorney.